we have officially lost it.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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