Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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