so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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