Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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