why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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