Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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