Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
this is an emotional support booty call
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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