When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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