Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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