Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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