This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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