She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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