Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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