Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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