marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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