Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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