Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
