Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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