Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Randomize
