Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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