STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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