Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I am available for nakedness
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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