Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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