Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
