i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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