I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just invented taco cereal.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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