I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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