just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.