Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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