this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
