Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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