Only a mothe r could love this liver
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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