This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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