Swine flu. Run for my life!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.