I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down