Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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