Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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