i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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