so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
