I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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