Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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