i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
