I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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