That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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