So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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