I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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