Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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