dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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