hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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