Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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