i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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