This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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