I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
that may or may not have been my penis.
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